im not as think as you drunk i am

you’ve got to meet derek, he’s an absolute mad lad. out of fear of being hurt he withdrew to the point of effectively forfeiting his life. it continues to pass the daft cunt by

I love queer masculinity tbh shoutout to butches and leather daddies and so on and so forth. People with their keys on a carabiner clipped to their belt. You know

wonder why it’s called that

This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.

hello transphobes reblogging my art tagging this as female body hair. this is my sexy plentiful testosterone leg hair thank you & blocked 

dr who is kind of existentially terrifying in the sense of "what if you could get taken basically anywhere in spacetime, but you keep getting taken to britain"

What is Jimin?

Kpop Idol from the boy group BTS

they’re a band

Yeah I get that but what kind of religious music do they play?

I’m not a fan but I’m pretty sure their music isn’t religous

Then how is Jimin like the Pope!?!

I think the implication is that the Pope is like an idol or rockstar for old people?

Hm. Perhaps we should all stop the idolatry.

you heard heresylog, we gotta get rid of the pope

from your lips to gods' ears, heresylog

Norville “Shaggy” Rogers would, in fact, say that gender is just, like, a social construct, man, but if you asked him what that means he would cheerfully admit that he has no idea.

“Its. like. A construct dude.” “A ronrstruct?” “Yeah, I think it means like, a robot.”

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

my flatmate recently got her ears pierced and is rocking a set of simple studs with silver balls on the ends to keep them in place. today, she entered the kitchen and announced (unwisely) that she had to go to the tattoo shop as both her balls had fallen off. i would describe the atmosphere in the room at that moment as 'ecstatic'

Small penises aren't bad, balding isn't bad, being short isn't bad, being fat isn't bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they're bad) the better.

shrimps r so scared & shy that’s why they are circle shaped (shape of so scared)