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i just cleaned somebodys apartment and found a bag of m&ms from 2014

A cautionary tale about the dangers of hiding your loot.

Connor Storrie the sweet humble cinnamon roll being like "I can't believe everyone is obsessed with our bodies" honey you are literally Michangelo's David

YOU ARE LITERALLY ADONIS YOU FUCKER

it's like Renaissance art. The light, the hands, the movement.

ummm that's literally just lovebait. she only made those cookies because she loves you and knows you will enjoy them

Hey google, what does 'owning a room' look like?

ALSO a good timely reminder that automated systems can be wrong!!!! Sensors can be tripped incorrectly! Data can get corrupted! Electronics can fail! Machines shouldn’t make decisions!!!! There needs to be at least one human (ideally more than one for big decisions!) assessing the machine’s output, weighing it against other sources of information and the potential consequences, and making a rational, moral decision. Not just logical: RATIONAL.

Hudson and his blouses. you gotta love it.

ever since the costume designer revealed that ilya is wearing rick owens in the tuna melt scene its all i can think about while im watching it. let me put my rick owens on for this. hand down the front of my rick owens cradling my half chub. frotting in my rick owens. cum cooling on my rick owens while the love of my life rejects me. dejectedly sitting on the couch covered in cum. in my rick owens

i found out those pants are handwash only btw. as if it all wasnt humiliating enough

like sure they're not having sit down formal discussions about limits and safewords. shane would rather die than admit he has wants and needs; ilya makes everything into a joke or a game ("let's make a deal") to lessen the threat of rejection. but they've spent their entire adult lives studying each other's physicality on the ice ("you're an awesome player to watch"), competing against each other, having sex together, paying close attention, cataloguing physical tells, weaknesses, erogenous zones, preferences ("ginger ale cold enough?" + "i bought you cokes"). they've unintentionally become the world's leading experts in each other's bodies. "i think i know how the staff likes to be treated after all these years" ....yeah, yeah they do. how am i supposed to ever be Normal About Them

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone