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One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Kiana Khansmith
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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot
tony hawk pro catharsis
“Surprise!”
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things in this world that kick ass
1.
Technically true.
He got the job.
He takes his job seriously.
Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
this post teleported me back to 2011
times were simpler and red comic sans abundant
world heritage post
my legacy lives on
one thing i’ve learnt is that u can’t put your life on hold for that perfect idealized future moment. thats just condemning your present self to needless repentance and suffering. get that haircut now — not when you’ve lost x amount of weight. go get on that long drive out to the ocean NOW, not when u have that hypothetical daydreamy significant other by your side. you can’t save important life experiences for a self that ultimately doesn’t exist. all you have is you, right now, at this very moment. perfection is a myth anyway, just another perfect word for procrastination. please do not let your life wither away right before your eyes bc u were too busy putting it off
"If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives." -Lemony Snicket

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i was running from my room to the family room to get my phone charger and im naked cuz i just got outta the shower and everyone is asleep and i heard a loud “CLACK” from an unidentifiable location on my lower body and since my leg still gets sore from when i broke it in september i thought “oh god did my leg just re-break? did i put too much pressure on it?” but then i realized it wasnt my leg it was just my big stupid thighs slapping together because i was running like an ape with my body unnecessarily spread out like this
“I’m trying to get my phone charger, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my thighs keeps alerting the guards.”
please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON
OH MY GOD
oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible
my kinda diet
What
This video looks like how it feels when youre crying in your bed at 3 am out of anxiety and youre trying to cheer yourself up by watching videos but all it does is make your brain feel more erratic.
The :)
What the FUCK
The lack of music makes it 10x more brain-fucking
life is just one ibuprofen after the other
the next ibuprofen will fix me
Some Queenie fo today
i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before
She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺

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As a speech therapist/educator, I’m always trying to find simple techniques/explanations to help little kids process and understand their emotions and then teach them healthy ways to express themselves when they’re angry, frustrated, etc. I notice that telling them I deal with the same difficulties, like wanting to yell when I’m angry, goes a long way. Then they know what they feel isn’t weird BUT there are ways to handle their emotions that don’t hurt themselves or others.