that sign wont stop me because i cant read

computer play creep by radiohead, loud enough to kill

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

i can fetishize anything. it's called mindfulness

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

Girl did you just quicksave

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly