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Throwing Him Thursday

Flinging him Friday

[begin id: a comic that goes as follows: first page is a side profile close up of a person's face. They have long hair and glasses, as well as an average sized nose. Their bangs obstruct their eyes. The text reads "I'm nonbinary. I'm pretty open about it. Nobody really believes me, though." second page is a drawing of the person of before. Its a simple drawing of their body. They're a fat person. There is text pointing to their figure, all four of them together read "Tig ol bitties, long, lucious locks, child-bearing hips, pear-shaped figure." and the other text reads: "I have a "woman's" body. I'm not a skinny, androgynous waif, so people have decided that I'm a woman." third page is a drawing of the same person, at mid-waist level. it obstructs their eyes. They're wearing a black binder, have two tattoos on their shoulders, and are smiling. The text reads "I'm (underlined) not (end underlined) a woman. But my fatness, and also centuries of concerted effort to eliminate trans people, means I don't get to be nonbinary." fourth page is a lineup of silhouettes of different trans people. They're a taller skinnier person with a bob, a fat person with short hair, a person in a wheelchair with short hair, and a parent holding their child's hand. The text reads "I know there's more than one way to be trans. I'm getting tired of waiting for the rest of you to catch up." fifth page is a small map of the world, shown on a cut-in-half globe. there are flags stapled all around it. The text reads "trans people have existed in every culture, every body type, every class, every profession, and every society since human beings started creating societies. We don't all present the same." sixth page is a drawing of the transgender flag. The text reads "Your trans body is good, beautiful, incredible, valued, healthy, handsome, miraculous, valid, cherished, righteous, no matter how "well" you pass. Happy trans day of visibility. I love you." /end id]

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#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you