Did you know that wasn't me?

@sleeplessant

This is the person who taught me to never settle.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

i want to *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* break free

has anyone noticed that we live in hell and lowkey every time you take a look around things have just gotten worse. or is that just me

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

I promise you haven't fucked up as badly as you think you have.

More cynical version of this: “Did you actually fuck it up or does someone have a vested interest in making it seem like you did?”

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

you make like. five slightly brown smoothies. just five! only five! and your wife starts calling them "your shartinis." well guess what? there is more to a great smoothie than color! and you know what, blending all produce that wouldve just wilted in the fridge together is a great way to avoid wasting it. so many bags of slightly wilted spinach! so many slightly bruised strawberries! so, so many brown bananas and overly mushy apricots and slightly wrinkly knobs of ginger! all saved! saved by the power of blending! and if it looks a little brown then so be it! more for me. im nutritional as fuck rn.

I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner

The Spiral

Home decor hacks for if you hate yourself and want to die

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