Sleepy

I love it when someone says some depressed shit in my car and I start veering wildly to remind them they wanna live

it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

Flipping the narrative here i love small talk and i’m very good at it. I love saying “thank god we had that rain!” And “the construction downtown is CRAZY” it gives me a rush

*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys

Just remembered how my old boss used to say “allied forces” any time dragon flys showed up when we were out working in mosquito infested swamps

rats smoked all your weed I watched it happen, encouraged them, and also partook

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

not now, im noticing the pattern