Theory Of The Clown

let me be pervertly clear

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

spurred on by an ask i got that i will definitely get to : ms piggy and kermit are two characters i genuinely think could be done as either yaoi or yuri if you think of it hard enough. This is because there is a beautiful world where Kermit is a butch lesbian with his beautiful femme wife. And there is another world where Ms Piggy is a drag queen with her beautiful otter husband. Or they could be bisexual and t4t. I think they could do it all.

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

I love pretending idgaf and then spiraling about it for months

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience

google search "how to want"

google search "desire for beginners"

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

and did you know that apparently even if you get really really good at acting normal the outcome will be the same. but did you also know that apparently if you don't try to act normal then they can see that on you like a hawk as much as they can smell the acting like a bloodhound. and the outcome will be the same

I’ll be honest if I heard Tracy Chapmans fast car right now I would just have to jump off the nearest building

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.