yikeroni and cheese

my spidersona is from a universe where everyone except for him has cool spider powers

his name is spiderman’t

I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes 

me n my friend watching a slug we found on the sidewalk

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

tax fraud is the official sport of new jersey

my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

Wish I was the hulk

if I had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

I’m just an almond milk girl in a cow milk world