At least I'm not as sad as I used to be...

I want this on my tombstone

when will my reflection show who i am

Me: *plays video games to avoid my problems* Me in game: *puts off main quest to avoid my character’s problems*

me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

Anyway

The harambe jokes are as dead as harambe. You somehow managed to kill that ape twice I hope you all are happy.

dicks out for dicks out for harambe

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

I keep my money in bofa

what’s bofa

bank of america

do you ever feel lowkey cheated because we didn’t get to see a real seventh year at hogwarts? 

listen, i’m soft and anxious and i’m just trying not to get hurt.