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Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.

terrified for when they make me compete in the wasian olympics and it's me and markiplier doing couples free skate against alyssa liu and shane hollander

Sometimes in a professional setting you’ll come across someone in their 60s who just cannot open a PDF in their email. And the thing is. They’re lowkey not old enough to be acting like that. You guys were in your early 30s at the latest when email took off. You’ve actually been doing this for longer than I have. Get real and click on the damn attachment.

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@sneakystabbythief

my whole family ignored me as a child bc my swag was blinding them

Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful

Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.

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