the grim reaper

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

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Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.

terrified for when they make me compete in the wasian olympics and it's me and markiplier doing couples free skate against alyssa liu and shane hollander

Sometimes in a professional setting you’ll come across someone in their 60s who just cannot open a PDF in their email. And the thing is. They’re lowkey not old enough to be acting like that. You guys were in your early 30s at the latest when email took off. You’ve actually been doing this for longer than I have. Get real and click on the damn attachment.

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@sneakystabbythief

my whole family ignored me as a child bc my swag was blinding them