the grim reaper

“Where do you see yourself in five years?” Hopefully playing Elder Scrolls VI

seeing red anytime norcal or specifically sacramento catches a random stray from someone that has a complaint about "california" that is really just a complaint about the greater los angeles metropolitan area. also if im honest not that LA really needs me to defend it but the way some usamericans not from california talk about a city that is only 33% white sounds a little ignorant. at best

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

Roommate asked if they could use my (dad’s) hbo account to watch hotd i said dude go ahead if i logged in on the tv you can watch whatever on my accounts you could watch gay porn and they went “i did. We all did.” Heated rivalry

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.

terrified for when they make me compete in the wasian olympics and it's me and markiplier doing couples free skate against alyssa liu and shane hollander