To an extent Iām using āyour recruiterā as a rhetorical device - my specific recruiter never told me about how well these jobs would shift to post-military life or that I could be a photographer for Stars & Stripes.
Military recruitment ads have been making promises about the glamorous and profitable jobs youāll be doing for years; pre-show recruitment bullshit is actually part of why i had to stop going to the movies. (Iām not going to link to any of the ālook at all these cool jobs on flight decks or in control towers or in intelligenceā ads but weāre all familiar with the genre, right?)
The lack of reciprocity between civilian and military certifications does suck, but that wasnāt specifically what I was talking about. Part of it is that your certifications wonāt match up but a bigger part of that is that a lot of the people theyāre feeding this dream to are infantry. They wouldnāt end up working on electronics anyway.
I know a guy who went in as a plumber with a DUI and hopes of coming out with a clean record and time with the Army Corps of Engineers so that he could maybe end up working in construction as a commercial plumber.
Ranger school sure as fuck didnāt help him with that and now heās been in for ten years and could probably kill someone from an impressive distance but heās basically never worked with PEX piping and is a decade behind where he would be if heād stayed in the civilian population so he stays in because he doesnāt know what else heād do.
Plumber to ranger to career.
High school student to Infantry to cop.
High school to infantry to self-employed, self-trained machinist.
High school to loadmaster to packing up boxes in a warehouse to loadmaster again because he got laid off and couldnāt find anything else.
Dog trainer to MP to dump truck driver.
High school to infantry to failing out of an English Lit program and working as a stocker at Target.
I donāt think anyone around my age who I know has been military has had job skills that have translated to the kind of work they want to do after the military.
Iām glad that theyāre apparently not putting effort into using immigration as a recruitment tool, PLEASE give me more info on that if you can because I see āitās a pathway to immigrationā being used as a defense of the military all the time.
With the recruiter lying - look, I think this is actually a sunk cost thing. They canāt lie about your signing bonus once youāre standing there with the papers but they can lie about it to get you to go take the test, they can lie about what job options you have before you qualify.
When I tried to sign up it took something like eight visits back and forth to the recruitment office for āoh we forgot to give you this paperā or āoh, we actually need your social security cardā and so on on top of a trip to MEPS and back to the recruiterās office before I was told I didnāt qualify.
Every time I went back it was more talk about bonuses or benefits or some other thing that I (as a suicidally depressed teenager who didnāt know how else to get out of my parents house) thought sounded great. When I first walked in I was kind of resigned - āI guess this is what Iāve got to do if I want to get outā - but by the time I was told I wouldnāt make the cut I was devastated (and ready to defend the recruiter who DID specifically lie to me; I didnāt qualify because I have bad, uncontrolled asthma which my recruiter told me to leave off the forms and that it wouldnāt matter in the medical test. The only reason the process stopped there was because someone else in the office overheard him telling me to lie about it). If they had told me right then āwell, we might have to strike the bonuses but we can probably get you in on a medical waiverā I might have done it. By then I wanted it. They structure it to make you want to join up.
When I finished my ASVAB and a dude with a shitload of ribbons on his uniform asked my score and looked impressed and said I could do anything I wanted. He asked what branch I was signing on with and when I said his branch he saidĀ ādamn straight, glad to have youā and that feeling was like heroin. They liked me, they thought Iād do well, I was smart and they wanted me on their team. Everyone in the recruiterās office was always glad to see me. They always listened. They made me feel like I really belonged there.
Thatās lovebombing, my dudes, and it is a straight-up cult recruitment tactic.
I get *why* people join up. I tried to join up for some of the same reasons (Iām a clear part of group 2 on your list).
But the leverage that gets applied - well, you know. Youāre saying it.