Into the mouth of indifference

whenever I finally realize that one of my mutuals is a sideblog and that the random user that’s been liking my posts was my mutual all along I feel like bruce willis at the end of the sixth sense

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

celibacy is easy when the idea of being touched without love disgusts you

u are NOT A SON OF ODIN u live in JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA

CRIMINALIZE GOLF 🔥🔥

There is no Love on that island

morning hot coffee and afternoon iced coffee are two separate entities. morning hot coffee is your state sanctioned substance abuse to get low level drugs in your body. afternoon iced coffee is a sweet treat that has no impact on your physical body but will boost morale. you can have 8 thousand iced coffees and it will never negatively effect you