every spn convention they try to waterboard jensen into saying he loves deancas and this time he gasped "wincest" when he could finally come out for air. yeah okay why not

being Ryan must suck so much ass. ur the product of rape and u love ur mom but u kinda killed her cause u have superpowers that u never learned to control cause u grew up in a truman show reality and the only parental figures in your life are your two homophobic gay dads who reluctantly have earth-destroying obsession for one another bordering on lethal levels of doomed old man yaoi lust and wont even admit it and you think thats the worst of the issues oh no one of them periodically gives you a sense of family and normalcy and takes you to the side to show you the family dog so you can give it a pet and feel the warmth of a hearth but then you learn thats cause he wants convince you to KILL YOURSELF just so you can get your other dad and ur other dad is like i love u so much but i cant believe you like your other dad more also i must kill u cause ur the only part of humanity i have left and so I will superbeat the living shit outta him and this kid is also going through puberty while fighting russians and shit

Guys why is there a bunch of fics where Sam isnt a Girl ? Im confused. This isnt right

If I lived in Innsmouth you know I'd have a hat that says "fish want me, women fear me"