CAREBEARS INTRO + RULES
"test. . . test . . . 1 . 2 . 3 .. alright, we're online now."
"Oh jolly! thank you PJ! ahem. hello dear readers! I am Sweety Bancha! beside being the the keeper of a humble library, I'm also a novelist! well- a "fresh from school" novelist, tee-hee~!"
"And I am PJ, a DJ at Parappa Town's funkiest place, ClubFun. if you haven't visited the establishment yet, then you should. "
"Indeed Indeed! Clubfun is one of the most whimsical places in Parappa Town. all for those who desire to groovy beats and tapping funky feet! but, that isn't why we are here today.. we are here to give all our greets to the people visiting this blog! it's a pleasure for me and my boyfriend to be in this silly wooly place and receive all your messages!"
"Yeah.. but, before you bomb out inboxes with letters, you should pause a bit and check on these rules and boundaries we set first.
Rule no.1: No NSFW questions of any kind. If you couldn't tell yet, this is a family-friendly blog so, treat it as one and don't be a Balzack. unless you want Sweety to beat you to a plump.
Rule no.2: Don't be a jerk or aggressive or stupid. in short, be aware of what are you typing to us.
Rule no.3: You are not allowed to use any of the pictures stamped with the responses. they were made by the person managing our blog and they're not fond of them being used in any form of way.
and the last and most important rule: don't ask me if I'm naked or wearing a suit. I am a teddy bear with DJ glasses, stop with the dumb interrogation.
bound to these rules and you will be fine I guess. other then that, you can fill the inbox with anything. fan artwork, letters, questions, exetera exetera..."
"Right into the point! Thank you hon! well, this should a set up for what's to come. looking forward to receive your letters, dear readers, until then, take care!"
"bye bye."
