DUDE DOG

I enjoy how every Glass Animals song sounds like "ouhhhhhh blue sky lemonade like an Arnold palmer I wish u and I were calmer drown the memory of youuu in goji berry water *the strangest noises you've ever heard* hot tub in a swimming pool mind full of Scooby-Dooby ghouls you were always too cool for school hot cheetos and cotton candy juuls *water dripping sound effects*" and it slaps mega juicy balls every time

GORDON RAMSAY IS A VALID TROLL NAME

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

Diversity win! The can that moans at you when you take it's picture is non-binary!

The moment Curious George becomes public domain I’m publishing a children’s book called “Curiosity Killed the Cat” which is a story where George finds a cat and then fucking beats it to death

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