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Stranger Things

JVL

çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation

Love Begins
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes

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YOU ARE THE REASON

Origami Around
Claire Keane

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romaâ
sheepfilms
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Peter Solarz

blake kathryn
trying on a metaphor
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2018: you wake up one morning to discover that one of your mutuals has started posting almost exclusively about kpop
2022: you wake up one morning to discover that most of your dash and apparently nearly every active user on tumblr has started posting about their best friend jonathan harker having the weirdest trip of his life on his way to transylvania to visit count dracula. yeah that one.
quentin tarantino just died at the oscars (trampled to death)
it's unfortunately what he would have wanted
i. forgot about the feet involved in trampling. deleting my post why would you say this
Ali Should Have A Pet
Ever since we have known Ali (four years), she has wanted a pet. Specifically, a guinea pig. Ali loves guinea pigs. She has posted about guinea pigs regularly for years. Guinea pig obstacle course. Guinea pig parade. Guinea pig bridge.
And not just guinea pigs! Ali has organized trips to the cat cafe to visit the cats, just because of how much she wants the love of a pet!
Itâs time! The people agree that Ali should have a pet. Sheâs a grown woman and she wants a guinea pig. She should have one!
Please take a moment and consider helping me and a friend cyberbully our friendâs husband into agreeing to adopt a guinea pig.Â
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Brave little kitty
poor girl must think sheâs seeing the light of heaven
Ali Should Have A Pet
Ever since we have known Ali (four years), she has wanted a pet. Specifically, a guinea pig. Ali loves guinea pigs. She has posted about guinea pigs regularly for years. Guinea pig obstacle course. Guinea pig parade. Guinea pig bridge.
And not just guinea pigs! Ali has organized trips to the cat cafe to visit the cats, just because of how much she wants the love of a pet!
It's time! The people agree that Ali should have a pet. She's a grown woman and she wants a guinea pig. She should have one!
Please take a moment and consider helping me and a friend cyberbully our friendâs husband into agreeing to adopt a guinea pig.Â
every time
i got diagnosed with adhd 3 years after i drew this
After locking myself out of my apartment twice I started hanging my keys directly next to the deadbolt so thereâs a visual cue that Iâm about to lock myself out :â)Â

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Saw a tweet joking about gathering enough money from the public to buy back Twitter from Elon Musk, so letâs just consider for a moment that even if you got every single Twitter user, including the inactive ones, to donate $5 to a GoFundMe, we would only be able to raise 6.5 billion dollars. Which is 37.5 billion dollars less than Elon Musk just paid for Twitter. If every single user donated $25, we would still be 11.5 billion dollars short. Anyway if this doesnât convince you that billionaires neednât exist and we should tax the hell of them, I donât know what will
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I find the Death Note on the ground and pick it up but I donât read the boring shit inside the cover so I just take the weird goth notebook home with me and drop it in my drawer with all the other ones and donât touch it for the next six months until I need something for dnd notes or something so I just write shit like âSKULL IN BARREL?â or âHOT LADY ORCS WITH CHAINSAWSâ and my shinigami hates my fucking guts so I never see him
music videos set in a surreal cgi desert (1999-2002)
this one's for my fellow ex sunday school kids

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The nice thing about Twitter is you can embarrass the shit out of corporations
Not apocalyptic levels of OhFuck unless youâve sat through a Cat5, but shitâs been like this for a long time now. We just put up with it for far too fucking long:
Me: I need to go home. Thereâs a hurricane coming and my basement apartment is on the coast, so Iâm worried about my cats. (To myself: And maybe needing to evacuate.)
Boss: Is your house and your cats more important than this job?
Me: YES.
Boss: âŚoh. Okay. UhâŚsee you tomorrowâŚ
Different boss, several years later, a conversation that happened multiple times:
Me: Hey, itâs starting to really snow outside, I live on a steep hill, and I only have 2-wheel drive. If I donât leave now, I canât get home.
Boss: Is getting home more important than getting your job done tonight?
Me: Considering I value my life more than I value this paperwork being digitized? YES.
Boss: âŚ.
Me: Bye. See you tomorrow.
Boss: Uh, yeah, okay.
Different atttempt:
Boss: Why donât you just get a hotel after work?
Me: Do I get a raise so I can afford it?
Boss: No.
Me: Bye. See you tomorrow.
Boss: Is getting home
more important than getting
your job done tonight?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Haikubot aside we should normalize saying those things to bosses absolutely. Itâs only going to get worse.