Skyquake

(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

The Good Place really went with making their new Point ‘there is no ethical consumption under capitalism’ and I respect that

And then went on to say “blaming individuals for all of this is absurd and evil, as is locking them up for punishment instead of rehabilitation” and I respect that

Also, “consequentialism is a fundamentally flawed branch of ethics”

i am seeing activity from blogs that have not posted in years, its like watching permafrost melt. observing you all in my petri dish

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

use your FUCKING turn signals during sex

why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes

That's just male bonding

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?