Skypengu1n

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

damn girl, you'll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth

Woah. They weren’t kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

Hi professor I have turned in this assignment late Because I am living my life badly in general

Hi professor I have turned in this assignment late Because I am living my life badly in general

Hi professor I have turned in this assignment late Because I am living my life badly in general

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.