@~@ What am I doing?

I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.

I just call em the Weasler family.

My whole family got lost in the laundry

damn bro socks to be you

It's totally normal not to look like influencers or pretty people you see outside. Most people are not supermodels yet they are beautiful in their own fascinating way. People start to think you're the cutest person ever when they fall in love with you anyways, so why does it matter? Dark undereyes, wrinkles, smile lines, acne, it's all ok. You're still beautiful.

Utage is so powerful and sexy and answers the question of “what if a college undergrad had a sword and full license to unleash all the violence in her heart”

Arknights is the best game out there bc they’ll get done carefully crafting a fantasy nation to support multiple deeply incisive and tearjerking multimedia meditations on the history of a real world power and the way that its state monopoly on violence affects marginalized people, and immediately take that same reverent and inspired pen and steely eye for greatness to precision-engineer an apex gyaru who’s also a blood knight. with HUUUUUGE tits. but she’s like chill about it. because they know that both of these creations are things people should be thinking about and they make the world a better place. and i just think that’s beautiful.

Utage is so fucking funny. -She's a college girl, she's a fashonista, she does her nails, he gives fashion advice to other Operators -She wields a fuckass huge sword her parents sent her for self defence and decided she likes combat so much she'll become a combat operator -She's pretty much a raging, sadistic berserker in combat. -She accidentally (by beating up the previous chief) became a barbarian warlord and started rampaging with her new tribe all over Acahualla -Until she was asked to stop. Which she did. Just like that. Not invested. Just was a barbarian warlord for a couple of days. Like, no big deal. Just normal "#collegegirlthings #rampagingwiththebesties #yes violence yes kill #selfie selfie selfie Did all of that in a spring break bikini & booty shorts -Also she miiiiight be a complete psychopath but she keeps cheating on the psychology tests so we don't really know. -She also quite literally blackmails the person writing her file into writing that she's trustworthy. Which is of course exactly what a trustworthy person would do! She is incredibly funny

If there's any character in this world who suffers from literary Ken-ification it's Patroclus. Especially in the zeitgeist of today (thanks tsoa), it's always Achilles AND Patroclus, never just Patroclus. Who is he? Why does he exist? He is Achilles' boyfriend! What's his job? Death! In the sense that he just. Dies. That's just his job now. Death. Death and Achilles' boyfriend. That's it.