Alright, Disney, I’m gonna level with you here. In the last ninety-six years you’ve been around, you have approved:
Ursula getting harpooned by a ship in The Little Mermaid
Clayton getting hanged in Tarzan
Dumbo being an underage drinker
Pinocchio being forced to watch the horrific display of one his friends being turned into a donkey. Followed up with a scene of the rest of his donkey friends being sold into slavery.
A scene in Gravity Falls where a kid gets eaten by a monster made of black licorice and candy corn while the same kid said he was traumatized at the end of the episode.
Mr. Incredible finding out that all his closest friends had died horrifically to the clutches of a mad man.
Mufasa getting thrown off a cliff by his brother, trampled to death by wildebeests and having Mufasa’s corpse poked and prodded by Simba.
A scene in the Star Vs. The Forces of Evil series finale, where a character blows up into purple confetti, while everyone around him SCREAMS IN HORROR! I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP!
A clone of Wendy from Gravity Falls being hit in the stomach with a fire ax.
Santa Claus getting tortured by Oogie Boogie in The Nightmare Before Christmas.
The Toys in Toy Story 3 holding hands and accepting their fate of being fed to an incinerator.
Imply that Eugene from Tangled is going get hanged as punishment for stealing a tiara. And after he escapes that, he gets shanked by a bitch and actually dies! (It for a minute and a half, sure, but still.)
Have Skinner take advantage of Linguini while he’s drunk off of wine.
The Horned King from The Black Cauldron.
A scene in Gravity Falls where Mr. Northwest has the functions of every hole in his face get shuffled like a deck of cards.
Cassandra’s arm getting dissolved in Rapunzel’s Tangled Adventure.
The entirity of “Night on Bald Mountain.”
The anglerfish from Finding Nemo
The frogs of Amphibia accepting the idea that they’re going to die, and say potential goodbyes to each other.
A scene where Vasquez from Big City Greens says that he’s going to go back to being in the secret service. Which is followed up with a fantasy sequence of him SNAPPING A GUYS NECK AND HIDING THE BODY IN THE BUSHES! AGAIN, NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP!
And the episode “Northwest Mansion Mystery” from Gravity Falls. Which has a scene where mounted animal heads are speaking a demonic language, while blood is dripping out of their eyes, mouths, and noses. And while that’s going on, a flaming skeleton with an ax in his forehead is coming out of the fireplace as if he’s crawling out of the pits of Hell itself. Once he’s completely out, his body tissue reforms and he summons another ax, that is implied to be used on a twelve-year-old girl…A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!
You approved of ALL OF THAT, and yet parents still haven’t come down on you for bat-shit crazy y'all are. And if you can do that, then for once-just fricken' once-you can throw a certain group a bone and allow this:
Because if you don’t, I’m listing the racist stuff next.
