Too Ace for This

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

I spent a good amount of time while first watching the apothecary diaries thinking that a big reveal/point of intrigue would be that jinshi has mind reading powers. No joke full send thought he was telepathic because of his angsty little sighs and shit he made while maomao did her freak monologues in her head. No it just turns out theyre on the same freakuency and he can read that little demon like a book enough to know when her mind is full of crazy shit. The show does become 10x funnier if you do watch it through the lens of jinshi being able to read maomaos thoughts though 10/10 viewing experience

Gyokuyou at tea with Lihua and lihuas like bro she told me to do THIS with my tits that girls a freak freak and gyokuyou is like dayum how does maomao know that shit shes flat as a board damn I miss that little freak let’s call her up right now and see what else she knows, days later shisui is like HOLY SHIT ITS PORN GIRL!

maomao is not the bisexual representation the people asked for and honestly she is not the bisexual representation the people needed, I really dont know what that thing is but no one living or dead has the power to stop her. She showed the emperors concubines elicit porn. She met a woman with tits so huge that she completely ignored everything the woman was saying for a full minute to stare at them silently. She put her androgynous boytoy in a dress and made him dance. Grabbed his dong and called it a decent sized frog. And she did all of this while practicing medicine illegally. Feminism wins

She did also internally feel bad about calling his frog decent-sized because she was absolutely downplaying its size on purpose.

Another tip for DDG - if you want to permanently get rid of DDG's AI features (which you can turn off in settings, but only temporarily) - for now you can just use noai.duckduckgo.com as your search engine. Works as advertised in the name.