I'm at a :.|:; for words.

"everyone is paying super close attention to everyone else all the time" actualy statistical error. hypervigilance georg, who enters fight or flight when someone starts breathing differently, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#this one's for the people who hear 'people aren't paying that close attention to you! I mean do YOU pay that close of attention to them?'#and go: unfortunately yeah!!!!!!!#you are georg hope this helps. love u#hang in there one day u will be able to pay less attention all the time

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

i fucking love reactions in texting apps like discord. theyve revolutionized how i communicate. i can put a bug on your message

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

stop making this post cute. it's blunt and violent. it's about humiliating needlessly cruel people not about bickering with loved ones.

had some time to chat with the verizon wireless guy while my phone was getting set up and he’s a straight guy it turns out he has two moms and used to DJ for drag events. culturally LGBT

#mynothing

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

Is anyone else getting ads on..... How to kill the monkey King?