Skuttlebug

as per my last straw,

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

diet cola fan here. our world contains multitudes you cannot fathom

[Skulduggery, Valkyrie, Omen, Never and Xena are crammed into the Bentley] Skulduggery: What if I implement a no pets policy in this car? Never: Well, hell, man, you can't just throw Valkyrie out like that.

Billy-Ray: I'm really starting to regret helping you. Tanith: Well, this is the opposite of help. Which no one asked you for anyway! Billy-Ray: That’s what makes it so noble!

Lord Vile: It's not my fault that acts of service are my love language and the only thing I know how to do is kill.