Incorrect Skulduggery Pleasant Quotes

Omen: Don't think you're going to be making anyone do anything they don't want to do. I won't have it. Darquesse: Interesting. I actually believed that threat, as inconsequential as it is. Please remember there is little you could do to me that would stop what must happen. I am the universe. You're a speck of dust. I like you, Omen. Please don't make me regret that.

Erskine: So, what brings a nice English girl like you to Ireland? Tanith: Well, I had to escape the chilly, wet, depressing London weather. Erskine: So, Ireland, naturally.

Tanith: [to an injured Valkyrie] You're walking on that? Kenspckle: She shouldn't be which of couse means that she's getting into street fights instead. I really don't know why I bother. Valkyrie: Is this going to take much longer? Kenspeckle: No. I won't bother dispensing any advice, since I don't imagine anyone would listen. I'll just clean and bind the wound and pretend that my expertise is valued.

Omen: You want me to, uh, you want me to go yell at Mum? Auger: Yes. Actually, yeah, that would be great. Omen: Oh, no, no, no, no, I was just kidding I never yell. Even when I’m mad, I just push it down really deep. And then sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked and sweaty for no reason.

Never: Jenan passed us earlier. Flipped us off. So that was a good way to start the morning. Omen: Yeah. But we totally flipped him off back. Never: I flipped him off back. You just waved and laughed nervously.

Erskine: I don’t want Skulduggery to murder anyone. The Supreme Council will probably find some way to use it against us. Ghastly: I’m glad you think murder is bad because of how someone can use it against you.

Ghaslty: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do. Skulduggery: Actually, I do more. You catch seven.