I'll always be with you

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

sex-repulsed people are fully within our rights to be cranky and blunt about not liking sex and how it's fucking everywhere btw. we shouldn't have to tiptoe around and make sure our phrasing is perfectly squeaky clean because people interpret any criticism of sex and sexualization as puritanism. venting about compulsory sexuality is not purity culture. maybe you could stand to learn a thing or two from us.

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross