Tequila Fixes everything

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

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Every single time I kiss his lips I get this overwhelming realization that I found my soulmate and it honestly knocks me off my feet a bit. 

A healthy relationship keeps the doors and windows open. Plenty of air is circulating and no one feels trapped. Relationships thrive in this environment. Keep your doors and windows open. If this person is meant to be in your life, all the open doors and windows in the world won’t make them leave.

I NEED THIS SO BAD RIGHT NOW

GOD BLESS THIS POST

Please

GUYS I BELIEVE THIS WORKED FOR ME I JUST GOT THE JOB OPPORTUNITY OF MY LIFE!!!

In process! I will let you know if I get the job!

Job Interview today,I need this

It really worked

😩😩😩

🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

@insertepithethere

Need this

Ooh yes I applied today

Need it

Lmao I’m glad my blessings are reaching people

So true believe in him

please I just had an interview and I really need this or another job asap 🙏🙏🙏

Bless 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Praying for y'all ✊🏾💙

Point your hand toward this post!!!!!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

I GOT THE JOB BRUH 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I WAS SO HAPPY

I need this 😩🙏🏾

Well I just got my summer hours and my checks finna be liiiitttt!!!

💁🏾💁🏾💁🏾

jesus work

Hope I get itttt

Amen

Have an interview tomorrow wish me luck!!!!!

THISSSSS. lmao

Lmfaoo

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS! LOL

lmao omg

geek1da Is this the kid you were talking about? lol

YOOOOOoOO thats the kid LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha I figured lmao

Always Reblog this one.

Lol this Haitian one! Accurate !

lilo is the most badass disney character

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

*reads all of this in Linda Belcher’s voice*

@cm36

*dumps Gatorade on bae after sex* good game