Darkness Rises When Silence Dies

not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

I'm on a noble quest to feel something

shame

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

the american public school system never taught me how to dissolve a body in acid smh adulting is so hard

Oh my goodness, that's a lot of opinions.

Rolling AND crispy meows.

CAT SPOTTED!!☆ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

I can't believe the horse is back in the fucking hospital

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂