bark bark

liking a popular pairing but not caring for the more popular takes on the characters’ supposed dynamic is agonizing like oh okay i guess i’ll just go fuck myself then. water water everywhere but not a drop to drink

oh btw i forgot to tell you guys the story of how my coworkers accidentally engineered a real life spamton g. spamton jumpscare for me last weekend

granted maybe i just haven’t played enough jrpgs but can anyone point me towards an actual genuine instance of an ambiguously gendered silent protagonist. like. can anyone give me an actual real life example of a game in which neutral or no pronouns are used for a player character with the specific intent of that character being gendered outside of the text of the game by the player. not a gender selector or a male character with ambiguous physical traits but a player character who straight up deliberately is not gendered with the expectation that the player decides their gender after the fact. or is that just something people only pretend is an established trope when they don’t want to acknowledge that toby fox knew about nonbinary people in 2015

and for the record i know i am the lesbian zelink guy but you guys HAVE to stop citing that one single interview question about the earrings in oot and acting like it’s proof that link is “canonically gender neutral” or otherwise an ambiguously gendered character. that game calls him ‘boy’ like eight million times

grace in my eridian shifter au has 100% done this lmfao