we live what we create

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

i love writing shane as a lifelong insomniac despite having maybe 2 scenes of textual evidence to support this i think it takes him forever to fall asleep and he wakes up if someone so much as coughs in the hotel room next door. throws money at the problem for years trying to fix it (via solutions including but not limited to: hypno yoga, diet supplements, prescription medication, essential oils, $400 pillow, late night workouts until he drops) only to discover that the most effective cure is being lovingly crushed to death in the arms of a 200lb hockey player who sleeps naked runs hot and uses shane as a sort of teddy bear-body pillow hybrid. ​ilya doesn’t spoon him necessarily he just glues their bodies together in a way which renders shane immobile. it is disgustingly sweaty and extremely effective. ​most of the time they sleep like normal people but if shane fidgets for an hour or more he gets the weighted blanket boyfriend experience

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

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one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches