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my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what

and then in ryan goslings interviews he’s like “i was struggling in the depths of hell. until a beautiful puppeteer angel lifted me up out of the darkness and saved me so completely and understood the character so well we had to make him play the role for real”

some people are taking this literally and think they actually endangered ryan goslings life making this movie… you guys its ok. i was being hyperbolic when i said he was dying of isolation sickness. its just a tough task to act to no one/nothing for a long period of time. but he’s a big boy and actually helped produce the movie and thus probably had some input on how it was done. and he had his emotional support puppeteer with him.

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.