boats & hoes

I hate that I just get random impulses to apologize. What am I apologizing for? I have no fucking idea but I sure as hell am sorry.

My heart!

this is so fucking funny every goddamn time i see it FUCK

What the hell is the guy in the beginning even trying to do??

He’s fighting for his honor

ive had animal crossing for 7 years and only 10 minutes ago did i finish paying off my entire house loan

I had to do this twice for my dog and it saved his life. Please reblog.

This could save lives

Reblog to save a puppy!!

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blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool

isn’t it funny how gay men are defined by their attraction to men, and lesbians are defined by their lack of attraction to men? isn’t it funny how literally everything revolves around men? and by funny I mean misogynistic