luv u

does anyone know if we have to feel really guilty tomorrow

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

Instagram Reels is a synthetic opioid similar to fentanyl

im listening to some above ground normal shit youve probably heard of

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

do you move to a brand new city and teach yourself how to die? have you moved to a brand new city and taught yourself how to die? will you move to a brand new city and teach yourself how to die? when will you move to a brand new city and teach yourself how to die?

Alright I'll bite. What's a new York

bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

my wires do retain heat very well and i can actually keep baby monkey warm and not to mention the milk i can provide and in my opinginon its not even a competition it obvious to me who is the correct mother