If you could have one pokemon move in real life, what would it be?
In a practical sense, I think it'd be Pay Day
In a non-practical but honest-with-myself sense? Probably some move with recoil damage like Volt Tackle, just because I find it fucking satisfactory
Based on the info we have, PayDay isnt a move that manifests money. The pokemon just hurls coins it has collected at the foe and the trainer picks them up after the battle.
So your attack would be hurling pocket change at people and picking it up after. You can do that now.
Huge bias towards False Swipe. No matter how hard I hit you, it will leave you alive, even if just barely. I can beat the shit out of as many people as I want as many times as I want, and never have to risk killing anyone.
Fly or Teleport
Or if I wanna be silly I could make like a ditto and use transform
Maybe life dew or safegaurd? Heal everyone around me or protect them from getting hurt for a while.
Like using safeguard on firefighters protects them from burns right before they ebter a burning building or using life dew in a hospital to give a large group of people a bit of extra recovery.
I would choose pollen puff, which is both an attack and healing, but realistically, that would require me to collect pollen in real life every time I wanma use it.
Sign me up for rest. Go to sleep instantly for a pretty short time in order to be fully recovered and heal off injuries or even poison.

















