LET'S HEAR IT FOR ROCK BOTTOM

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

When racecars are all bundled up into a huge group while moving it gives me the same feeling as seeing lots of salmon or eels travelling up/downstream.

Racecars are a kind of fish 🐟

You're not allowed to look at my posts from over a month ago I was a different person back then

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

@brlckeater

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

An advertisement for the bus on the back of a lawyer. A clown painted to look like an egg. A multicolored wolf wearing a fleshy skinsuit. Butter can't believe I'm not me.

an abstract thought that smells like candles. a butterfly dressed up as an eight-year-old girl. Cheetahs with human patterned notebooks. Painting the side of a finger onto your moustache.

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

you've been summoned for july duty