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You’d think that plants would be easy. Sunlight and water, right? But nooo. They have secret other needs and sometimes even when all of those are met they decide to just die anyways.

its a crime more people don't know about the silt verses. Happy pride to the grizzled, Irish, middle aged, aro-ace, every gods favorite, impossible to kill, mass murderer, manipulative woman known as Carpenter

Executive dysfunction is when there’s gas in the tank but no fuse. Either that or the engine is fine but the breaks don’t work. Or somehow both.

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes