touch! that! mold!

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

*suddenly dead serious* I get so gay off that tequila.

doesnt it strike you as just a little too convenient that the show and the character are both named Naruto?

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

on may 14th 1839, let's all go to McDonald's and order the amnesia: the dark descent burger

the look on the worker's face will be a rictus of anguish

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell