Made of Whiskey, Made of Waves

i love comforting nihilism. who cares, we’re all gonna die. eat that cake. buy that eyeshadow. be nice to people. you dont owe the world shit. the stars dont care about what we do. give anyway because why spend your eighty years on this rock miserable and making other people miserable. the sun is going to blow up and we’re all gonna die someday. make the most of what time you do have. use the fine china for taco night and microwave lunch. smell the flowers. tell a stranger they are beautiful. 

Excellent, this is only slightly terrifying

He doesn’t deserve that hat.

STOP

Delete this.

Wonder Woman would probably be so heartbroken if she heard there were people who thought her feminism was trans-exclusionary

I told you so.

whenever i try to open this image google chrome just crashes, can someone just take a screenshot of the image

Lit

the part of howl’s moving castle where he cries WHAT’s THE POINT OF LIVING IF I CANT BE BEAUTIFUL and generates gallons of ectoplasmic slime from every pore because he accidentally messed up bleaching his hair is INCREDIBLY relatable

snakes are another weakness of mine ( ´ ∀ ` )

I NEED ME A FRIEND LIKE THIS

harold…

secret’s out: victoria is a lesbian

the “gal pals” part of this post is funny b/c they literally used bae in the ad, like they weren’t going for subtle they’re telling you this is gay

#also ‘good days start with the bae’ and the ‘you’re on my to-do list’ combination… #they literally woke up together … wearing only those shirts #like there’s not even a heterosexual interpretation here this has ZERO STRAIGHT SUBTEXT IT IS 100% GAY #grade A pasteurized homo (via @thecuckoohaslanded)