Own Yourself

What average Americans are basically spending $30a day on food a month, Not to include groceries? Like the Fuck?!

you are a celebrity singing a corny song by a racist abuser in your 40 room mansion. i am an hourly wage worker struggling to pay rent. we are not the same.

it doesn’t matter how good you’re doing, those sad nights will creep up on you from time to time and that’s ok. doesn’t mean all your progress is gone

fish are great because you can name them whatever you want. I named my newest fish Rotisserie Chicken. he doesn't care.

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

You labled everyone at Disney a furry

You’re not a furry - you’re a monster fucker.

Th…those hands…

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

this is both very respectful and very cursed and honestly that’s an energy i wholeheartedly support

homophobic that im not a man in 1845 but the sexy version of 1845 where im wearing a poofy cool shirt and its a stormy summer night so i run to the big abandoned mansion for shelter and as i light a candle and walk the corridors i see portraits of a dashingly handsome man who seemingly never ages and then with a clap of thunder the top of the stairs illuminate and i see him standing there wearing a cape and then he tops me for like 7 hours at least

thats right gay men like vampires too. not all of us are into warewolves some of us are intellectuals

i mean im not but statistically speaking theres gotta be at least one who is