some loser's blog

hobbies include sitting on my bedroom floor being absolutely devastated by the fact that i have a physical form

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

I would love to see a fantasy novel where the lore that the reader / protagonist learns at first is not true

e.g. they're told that this kind of creature has some kind of psychic or pheromone-based "mate bond" that cannot be broken; but it turns out that's a popular myth that has never been scientifically substantiated, and is basically used to keep people in bad relationships (basically the equivalent of "human women are biologically submissive")

if I had a pokemon I would just feed it burgers and slurpees and shit i dont care

oh, you make poffins for your guys? that's soo fun. btw my infernape just landed 6 focus blasts in a row cause he heard we're going to ihop after this

there are so many things that I want to do. I think I will stay on my phone for 2 more hours

DUCKDUCK NO

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

Not now kitten mommy has angered the sorcerer

*after gossiping* pleasure doing bitchness with you

Oh thank god my roommate is finally asleep.... *unlocks secret passageway to my evil chambers*

Eat Blood? Yea that mean Ur a Dracula