im really normal about skeletons

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

ok waiting for my doccys appy (bad way of saying doctors appointment) is taking too long. one of you do something

i pulled some strings and got you the scary doccy 👍

here’s what im thinking: mutuals world tour, i visit all of you, you show me around your towns, i kiss you on the cheek

I'm in a Pulled Pork State of Mind

and a blessed what the fuck Wednesday to you

i think the funniest outcome i could imagine is if all the other republicans are like “he would’ve wanted this to not affect anyone or anything” and they completely disregard and ignore his death and like never bring him up again

what a beautiful 9/11 eve this is shaping up to be

Hey did anyone notice that the grass is a little greener and all of the birds’ singing is even more beautiful today, or is that just me.

its a 9/11 miracle