Shade and shame because my usual graphics are on some hard drive I have no access to, wweh...
But...
Hey. Hi. Hello there.
You want a commission, don't you? I just so happen to be OPEN when you're seeing this. Please note that there are two places where I accept commissions right now: KO-FI and COMMISS.IO.
This will be a long post. READ IN FULL. Check my page, the notes, or DM to make sure I'm still available or for any updates.
Let's go over the basics.
Tier I Commissions: $50 for up to 3'000 words.
Tier II Commissions: $85 for up to 6'500 words.
Commission me on Ko-Fi. Donations go towards whatever my current goal is, and if there is no goal, I would rather not have donations. Commissions are a great way to ensure that you get something out of this exchange, and I would feel leagues better if you did. You cannot β I repeat, cannot β make NSFW requests on Ko-Fi. Please don't try. I will delete any and all requests in that nature, or later deny them if you try to describe your full commission later.
Commission me on Commiss.io. I love this site and need to use it so much more. Anything goes for these commissions. Well, almost and within reason, of course. If you do request NSFW, you will have to link me to your Tumblr or social media to some description so that I can make a judgement call. Refusals to do so will end in a request being politely declined. Lying, however, will result in you being banned and blacklisted.
I'm sure many of you know the deal. Samples available upon request.
How does it work?
Let's talk below.
It will take about two to three weeks to get a commission done on average. I will let you know if something comes up (health- or scheduling-wise) that can result in your commission being delayed. I will also let you know if I'm unable to complete it for one reason or another. You will be refunded.
Just like a regular commission, you tell me what you want with all the references needed. However, unlike regular visual commissions, you are requesting a scenario that you would like to see made custom for you. This could be the fic chapter of your dreams, a fic chapter I should finish, or something original that you've been dreaming about but could never put into words.
I am very flexible with what I will write, but even I have limitations and boundaries, so we can discuss them. It will either be through Commiss.io's message/note system or via Tumblr, which could very well be easiest. (I will tentatively accept messages on Bluesky depending on the circumstances.)
Be honest with me, and you'll get the same in return.
If you are requesting something based off a fandom, if it's not something I have written, it is up to you to provide reliable references. I can do as much research as I like, and though I do love to do it, I want to make sure I'm capturing your vision. Make this as easy as possible for me.
I don't need visual references, but it helps so much if you have them. If they're on Toyhouse, I do have an account there and can view them.
Please DM me if you have any questions before booking ANYTHING so that we can discuss.
I am anti-AI in all creative spaces.
No works that I make for you can or should be used to train Generative AI. If I find out, I will blacklist and mock you openly. Let's just have a good time, alright?
To reiterate: message me for questions or status updates if you're not sure or if something wasn't answered on any of my pages. Thank you!
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Reminder that this weekend downtown New Orleans will simultaneously host GalaxyCon, Naughty N'awlins, the American School Counselor Association Annual Conference, and the Running of the Bulls. That's roughly 30,000 superheroes, 3,000 swingers, 5,000 counselors, and hundreds of people voluntarily being chased by roller derby skaters dressed as bulls.
The overlap of those worlds is where the real magic happens. It is entirely possible that somewhere in the French Quarter, Batman and Catwoman will successfully recruit Ms. Jones from some place called Crabapple Middle School to be their third, moments before all three instinctively scatter as a roller derby skater dressed as a bull rounds the corner.
If you're looking for humanity in all its weird and wonderful forms, this is your weekend. Anyway, thanks for coming. We're glad y'all are here.]
so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day
i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.
I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+
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to be a cat in the grass, watching all the little creatures do their little things π± it's been a while since i made a bigger illustration with more details and it's been so fun to sit with it and puzzle with all the little details!
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Writing on the Internet has always been an uphill battle, but it feels particularly... pointless these days? I can't properly put a word to it, but it stopped feeling worthwhile in a "curating an audience" sense. I think after I finish some things, I'll probably pack it in and just work on my own things for a while.
If I post anything, I have links to where you can find them, and I'll be fixing up my blog to keep things current. I'm only going to be posting things to finish my very long to do list, but I'll try to either not promote or only promote in proper circles.
Either way, thanks for 22 years of good shit. I'm glad to get back to reading at least.
if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite
Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed
this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.
try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.
there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.
also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!
Only high temperatures will kill cyclospora. It resides in what is like a shell, which is highly resistant to water and most cleaning chemicals. The substance it uses to cling to food is so strong we don't even fully know what its limits are. It may be best to avoid fruits and veggies you can't cook. Scrubbing only works if done hard enough and on foods with no hiding places (Like cucumbers and grapes). Peeling the skin off is your best bet at avoiding it however, scrubbing is not guaranteed.
Thank you OP for posting! Usually washing does work on most sicknesses, just not this one.
Extra note: this parasite can only be found in human feces, this food was contaminated due to a lack of bathrooms and washing stations on harvesting sites due to loosening enforcement of food safety regulations. This was more than preventable, we used to prevent it.
How many cartoons can you name where a Black boy is the hero? Not the sidekick, not the comic relief, but the center of the story, the one who gets to dream, to fall, to grow, to save the day. For too many Black boys, the first time they see themselves reflected back isnβt in a world of imagination itβs in headlines, obituaries, or mugshots. That kind of visibility shapes how the world sees them, and how they begin to see themselves.
FLY exists to shake up that narrative.
A coming of age story about Black kids who finally have power to fight back against systems designed against them.
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