Hi everyone, it’s me, Danny Phantom, the totally awesome ghost that is absolutely not out to destroy the world or anything. Like, seriously, can everyone stop listening to what the ghost hunters say about me? That would be really really awesome.
Anyway, uh, I don’t know if you guys are still being all panicky, but if you are, stop. Stop panicking, everything is fine, it’s all cool. Totally chill.
So yeah, Plasmius did some weird thing that like, made a ton of the ghosts leave, and then he captured me and Danny Fenton. Because he, like, you know, wanted to threaten Fenton in order to boss me around and stuff.
Like, ‘do what I say or the ghost hunter kid gets it.’ That kind of stuff. And I was like, ‘oh no, I can’t fight him. He’s got a hostage.’
Anyway, Plasmius beat me up, and he was monologuing and everything, then Fenton came up behind him and like, hit him with a steel chair or something. Like, he just started beating the shi- uh, crap out of this guy. It was like, the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. You guys should really thank him for that, he like, singlehandedly saved the day. Wish all of you could have seen it, he was so awesome.
So now, Vla- Plasmius isn’t doing that ghost repelling thing anymore, so they should be back soon. I think I’m the first one here though, which is why I’m telling you all this and not Mr. Thunder.
OH! And Fenton is okay! I flew him back into town, but we split up after we got back. So he’s on his way home and he’s totally safe. Well, his wrist got sprained from punching ghost butt, but he’s fine. Everything’s cool. It’s all great.
Except we weren’t able to catch Plasmius, he got away. But he probably won’t do anything for a while, so that’s probably fine.
So yeah, everything is cool. Cool like ice, or like a freezer. Coooool. Okay I’m just gonna turn this recording thingy off now, how do I do-