people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

Out of a moment of aching sadness and fury and manic impulsivity, a wizard turns a killer whale trapped in a theme park aquarium into a human so she can smuggle it out of the park and back into the wild.

She is now stuck on a road trip to the coast with a 6’6 woman who has tried to kill and devour a moose.

a beautiful elven warrior-prince falls gravely ill but is brought back to health by hot dr pepper

I actually don't give a shit about people enjoying problematique characters or whatever, I love my fair share of homicidal loonies, but if you start trying to justify why your meow meow is actually a really misunderstood person being maliciously slandered by the narrative itself rather than just accepting that they kinda suck I will sincerely think you're a clown. just enjoy the shitbag for what they are.

i hope every assignment. dies

reblog to eat all of your mutuals assignments like a dog

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

what if tumblr took a leaf out of youtubes book and sent people golden shoelaces after hitting a milestone. they don’t tell you what the milestone is

the absolute horror of staff reaching out to me through DMs going “what’s your address” with no further context. incredible. do it

This is an ai “artwork” hate blog now

cecil palmer really got hit with the ability of a third eye and only uses it to dox people on live air