SKELBTON 2.0 DO NOT PASS GO

oh my god if you want to help the birds PUT OUT A BIRDBATH

And have harlot birds bathing in my yard? No siree! I’m leaving tiny bibles written in bird language out there

He can really do that if he wants to. Source: I’m a wizard

average smeemo shape !

Okay I hate tumblr dude random notification and it’s someone used my flaming text thug shaker gif

Can someone who plays TF2 tell me whether or not I should block this person

That’s a tall Russian man who kills bears to feed his family who ran from the Soviet government and live in the mountains. Also he likes sandwiches. Keep them around

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

New day, new greedy adventurers turned into toads 😌

Ok guys whoever put wyvern poison in my morning beer is reeeaaal funny and they’re getting portaled to the plane of 12 hellfires

Dude. Not cool. Now I need to go use one of my 40 backup livers.

There’s gotta be like 62 goblins in this stupid dungeon. Istg im going to collapse this place so they shut up

You go to their domicile and collapse it because they're too loud?? For shame, very typical wizard thing to do,

They’re squatters! Besides, they probably like rocks. I bet.

Look I- oh. The place collapsed. I didn’t even do that it just did that on its own. Fuck man now I don’t get to do that. Fuck.