hello friend

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

@the-neighborhood-rando

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

5) “Oh but my dog is friendly!” If your unleashed “friendly” dog runs up to my leashed UNFRIENDLY dog, and my dog bites yours, guess who’s getting the blame despite doing everything right?

it's amazing how ordinary objects can become so significant to only the owner

autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.

Maybe you're just hot?

I mean it helps also

@prettykittylinn confirm am I hot-

you've had multiple people ask you out, and you have nice eyes, so yes

gay? on my dash? more likely than you think

Says the Gay (tm) boy

dont come for me likwe that. or else ill quadrant shift to straighjt. sniff

You couldn't

im goin g to kiss women and prove yuo worng.

autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.

Maybe you're just hot?

I mean it helps also

@prettykittylinn confirm am I hot-

you've had multiple people ask you out, and you have nice eyes, so yes

gay? on my dash? more likely than you think

Says the Gay (tm) boy

dont come for me likwe that. or else ill quadrant shift to straighjt. sniff

autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.

Maybe you're just hot?

I mean it helps also

@prettykittylinn confirm am I hot-

you've had multiple people ask you out, and you have nice eyes, so yes

gay? on my dash? more likely than you think

jeff the tiller's crops are green and flourishing today