you've gotta understand i don't post on here to gain followers i do it to empty my mind ruthlessly each day so i dont go insane . me posting about a character is just me shaking my brain upside down to make sure everything comes out

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I’m posting under the influence (horny)

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

who up downwarding their spiral

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

I remember someone saying “when I die, plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats” and that changes the way I see my own future death entirely

My weakness is the Halloween section in stores.

only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is that i'm outside

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

This is cultural exchange done right