U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

I will do anything to be free

Even escape?

I dont know. Can i do that

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain