✰ sylvie!! ✰

i’m gonna make an intro post for the first time despite making this account in 2016 okay but you’re all not allowed to laugh at me for taking 9 years. do you promise

okay. here goes

haia i’m skaia

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

you've been summoned for july duty

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this