(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。

Do you like poems?

for context these are the poems

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

and COMING IN HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.

coming back to this post again with the most recent poem to explode my entire torso like an overfilled balloon and jam everything back in slightly sideways, it's Mercy by actual published poet Rudy Fransisco!

If I may add my favorite from the Wikipedia page about the Fermi Paradox

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

take them i have plenty more

Hey, quick question, how loud do the dog whistles have to get before everyone finally calls him what he is??

Also this:

me telling a lie

Here’s a bunch of Alternatives for some Adobe products in the mean time, I’ll also be adding ones that have one time purchase cause monthly shit is NOT my thing. 

Tutorials:  -How to Animate in Krita Animation  -OpenToonz Tutorial Playlist ( 1 , 2 )

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for those who don’t get what this is satirizing:

what if the dude from hamilton was the joker?